“I didn’t expect to know this much about your dick.”
I don’t know where to start, so I’ll just start with the bar I sat at while writing this. No alcohol was served or consumed, but I could see my three tour companions: a bottle of Cutty Sark and a bottle of Lazzaroni—the ingredients for a Godfather (my go-to if I just want one drink), and a bottle of Jack Daniels—which is what I drink with ginger ale if I plan on dranking. They’re standing in formation.
[Featured Image: Brittney Cooper and Damon Young (Panama Jackson)]